He told me the "Trewff"

Matt was very quiet on the way home from the babysitter's today. I asked him if he had fun today to get him talking, and he said he did... then a moment later he said,

"Mumma, I took this army guy home by accident."

{Pause}

"Mumma, I need to tell you the trewff.  I was playing with the army guy at Memere Janelle's house and I didn't want to stop playing wif it so I took it."

I told him that when we got home he'd have to call Memere Janelle and tell her what he did (all the while trying not to laugh because he looked so grave).  He said okay in a somber little voice and once we got home he called her and bravely 'fessed up to his crime, complete with apology.  She assured him it was okay and that he could return the army guy the next time he came over.

My sweet little man.