Out of the mouth of babes

Jill (with me at the mall earlier this week): "Mumma, does Santa live at the mall?"
Me: "No, he lives at North Pole."
Jill: [thinks for a minute] "... are we at the North Pole?"

Matt: "Mumma, who put all the water on Earth?"
Me: "God did."
Matt: "Did he use a giant watering can?"

Jillian to Mark (after the kids were fighting over a toy): "But Daddy, we're just little kids, we don't know how to share!"

Matt: "Are the clouds way up in the sky in space? And what turns the sky blue? What makes the clouds?"
Me: Ask Daddy.

Oh, and apparently Matt thinks that there are ants that live in the stop lights and they change the lights from red to green. :)