Matt-isms

Matt has some hilarious ways of saying words that I want to remember and record:

He says "astronaut" which means restaurant
He says "instigator" which means excavator (truck)
He says "alligator" which means elevator
He says "micromade" which means microwave
He says "oobowza" which means bulldozer

I'm sure there are a ton more so I'll record them as I remember.