Matty-isms

"Soap is like hot lava for germs. It burns them all up."

After he got sick: "I need to brush my teeth with your toothpaste Mum, because it fights germs for up to twelve hours."

"Lungs are the air conditioner for your body. They help you to breathe."

"I'll eat whatever you tell me to... 'cept for the things I don't like."

"I got kicked in the wiener... [a few minutes go by] ...What's a wiener?"