Golf

Matt was explaining the "rules" of golf this morning to Jillian:

"Jill, there's this guy. His name is "Fluff."  He has white hair. He doesn't play golf though. He just holds the flag for the golf players.  If you hit the ball into the water, you have to go get it.  That's why golfers bring their bathing suits.  They keep them in their cup holders.  When they hit a ball into the water, they have to dive in and get it back.  Those are the rules."