[This happened a few minutes ago]
Matt and Jill were playing with the doll house and were apparently pretending that the mom was taking the kids to school.
Matt (as the Daddy): Bye kids! Have fun at school today!
Jill (as the Mommy): Bye Daddy! Let's go to school kids!
Jill: [Makes engine noises as she drives the toy mini-van away, then suddenly stops the car and yells] Sh*t! Jill forgot her backpack!
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??
Jill: I said that Jill forgot her backpack.
Me: NO, before that??
Jill: sh*t
Me: Don't ever say that again!! That's a very bad word!
Matt: I'm gonna tell Daddy!! [he runs towards the basement, where Mark is watching TV] Wait! Jill, what did you say?
Jill: I said sh*t.
Me: [Trying - and failing - to keep a straight face] JILL!
Matt: [standing at the top of the stairs] DADDY!! Jill said a bad woo-rrrd! She said SH*T!
Mark [only having heard the last part of that] MATTHEW!! DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN!!
And my throat still hurts from trying to hold in the laughter. Sh*t!
4 comments:
LOL...Mikeal brought home some "colorful" such phrases when he was about her age... He got one over on us by asking "but what does it mean" "why is it bad" "I didn't know it was bad"...so he was given one "free" shot at such language...that he was allowed one shot to ask about any word to obtain its meaning/reason for being not pleasant to be heard....
He did not run out the questions soon enough...
that is too funny!
That's great! I even had to read it allowed to my husband ;)
um...aloud, that is...
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