Why?

"Why do muffins have paper on them?"
"Why do big girls wear bras?"
"Why do the trees make my eyes itch?"
"Why can't boys paint their toes?"
"Why aren't buildings/cars/rocks alive?"
"Why is this building made of bricks?"
"Why is it bad to play too many video games?"
"Why do birds like to eat worms?"
"Why does one plus one equal two?"
"Why can't I marry you mumma?"
"Why do we have to go to sleep at night?"
"Why do people go to heaven when they die?"
"Why do I have to wash my hands when I go potty?"
"Why is hate/stupid a bad word?"
"Why can't our car jump?"
"Why do girls grow their hair long?"
"Why is your hair short mumma?"
"Why don't alligators live in that swamp?"
"Why do my flowers grow bigger when we give them water?"
"Why is there a water tower at the beach?"
"Why do my Lego guys wear hats?"
"Why is it raining?"
"Why do we have to take a nap?"
"Why do I have to eat my snack in the kitchen?"
"Why is there/isn't there pepperoni on my pizza?"
"Why does that train go to Boston?"
"Why do you take a shower and we take a bath?"
"Why can't I have fruit snacks for breakfast?"
"Why isn't this forest a rain forest?"
"Why don't you like Spongebob Squarepants?"
"Why can't I get a toy at Target?"
"Why do vegetables make me big and strong?"
"Why is Grumpy Bear grumpy?"
"Why does Sadie run away when I try to pat her?"
"Why do we wear pajamas to bed?"
"Why do mommies grow babies in their bellies?"
"Why is she a girl?/Why is he a boy?"
"Why can't I put this in my mouth?"
"Why do bees sting?"
"Why do ferrets stink?"
"Why can't you swallow gum?"
"Why do you and Daddy like to go to the gym?"
"Why don't you like spiders?"
"Why is Indiana Jones already grown up?"
"Why do we have to clean up?"
"Why do babies poop in their diapers?"
"Why do big fish eat small fish?"
"Why does Nemo live in an anemone?"
"Why is he a baby?"
"Why do some people wear glasses?"
"Why do Rice Crispies make noise when you put milk on them?"
"Why do ants live underground?"
"Why is Boots a monkey?"
"Why is today Thursday?"
"Why do you drink coffee?"