Tampon

Last week, Matt came out of the bathroom with a tampon - NEW AND UNUSED!!

Matt: Mom, what's this?
Me: It's for girls, give it to me.
Matt: But what's inside??
Me: um... nothing. It's for girls.
Matt: Do you blow it?
Me: No.
Matt: Do you paint your face with it?
Me: No, you don't paint your face with it. It's for mommies. It makes them feel better.
Matt: Oh, is it medicine?
Me: Sort of. Go play.